Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Oh bury me now on the lone prairie... Yes, this is a coffin. What a way to go, no? I love it.
Weird stuff in the news today. Another hooker killed in the UK by "The Ipswitch Ripper". Apparently every time someone starts killing whores he becomes "The ....Ripper." That's kind of weird. Sort of dishonors Jack's memory really. I mean, here he went to all the trouble to surgically eviscerate his victims and never be caught and nowadays anyone with a hunk of rope who feels like strangling a whore gets the title 'ripper". Not terribly fair to Jolly Old Jack is it?
In other news yet another passel of jerk-off gay pedophiles (read: US Senators) want to make it a law that every server everywhere (everywhere being defined as "In the US") be searched for illegal photos under the guise of "protecting our children from pedophiles" when what they really mean is "protecting our corporate masters' copyrights while getting some jiggy kiddie pron for ourselves". Mark Twain was right. If you hung every politician in the country that'd be a fucking great start. Clearly anyone with the desire to govern others is patently unqualified to do so.