Hysterically funny video and HNT

For the funniest thing you'll see all day click HERE I SO wish I had written this. Perfect!
Better than any rant I could ever have possibly come up with. OK, so you're all here for HNT.
Since I use this as an opportunity to plug my various projects to people too far away to enjoy them (except Susie and Bougie who both bought CDs!) I will tell you that the next two gigs are Oct 13th and Oct 28th. Also a private party I don't know the date of. If the IRS didn't stalk my blog I'd tell you how much money we were making but since they are we aren't making one red cent. Really. And now without further ado I present you this week's HNT offering. Enjoy!

Me and my beloved Fender Stratocaster guitar "Ursula". Don't ask me where the name came from. It came to me last night as I was practicing. "What's your name beautiful?" I asked. I was surprised when she said Ursula. The only other one I know is Ursula K LeGuin an author famous for her fantasy series of The Dragon Riders of Pern. I enjoyed her books but haven't read them in years. So I gather my guitar has just been being cagey about her name all these years. She's a 1986 re-issue of the 1956 model. At 30 years old she's starting to show her age but aren't we all? I still find her beautiful though and I'm at my most naked when I let her talk for me. She communicates in ways that I can't with words. Look at how she lets me spread her strings for you! The brazenly wonton harlot! How I love her. So there you have it. HHNT!