Friday, September 01, 2006

FU/FOAD Friday

F U Friday (also known as FOAD Friday) is the weekly rant that MG, Tequila Girl, EB, Tragic and I engage in. I can think of many other things I'd like to engage in with all 4 of them (at once!) but I digress. Today's FU goes to the weather. It's labor-dabor day weekend and it's going to f*cking RAIN all weekend. That means no fun sailing, all outdoor partying and playing has to be moved indoors. FU Ernesto. I liked you better when you were a tropical depression out at sea.
I bet there are some sailors out ther who would disagree but anyway thanks a lot for f*cking up my weekend. On the upside I'll probably spend the weekend 7 deep in a beautiful woman of my acquaintance since we can't go outside. Ernesto! Some random FU's: FU to the husband of my good friend who wouldn't support her through her cancer treatment. That's why she's leaving you asshole. FU to the annoying cow-orker with the lisp who never shuts up and never stops asking me stupid questions. I don't know and I don't care.

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. -T.Durden


Hoochie Mama said...

Oh that sucks! FUCK the rain! *checking weather for Georgia*

85, 85, 85, and sunny everyday! You should take a road trip! :)

Have a great FUCKING weekend indoors! You can do it!

Stealth said...

yes have a great FUCKING Spanking weekend....everyone is invited to that party...look more closely at the page doll.

ZooooM said...

It's supposed to be near 100 here all weekend. Sorry Ernesto made for the crapola holiday. You'll just have to have a make up holiday weekend and invite all of your friends.

guttergirl said...

Wishing you a very happy FUCK YOU FRIDAY! See you have already found a rainy day activity to entertain you. Have fun!