Friday, March 16, 2007
Big Freakin Snowstorm
Big freakin snowstorm in the Northeast today. I wanted to blow off work and stay home but I figured "Fuck it. I'll go in late, leave early, and not lose a precious day off." So that's my plan. I really want to do some longer sailing trips this year. My boat and I are in good shape physically though I wonder about that boat's sanity sometimes. She seems to fall in love the hardest with boats that don't love her back. She has abandonment issues too. She's attracted to flaky boats who abandon her and then she says "See? No one really loves me. They all go away. I think I'll go sink myself." Silly boat! She used to drink and smoke all the time too, that boat, but she isn't doing that anymore. She told me yesterday that she wanted a shot of 151 Rumplemintz to celebrate 151 days alcohol free but I talked her out of it. She really misses her Marlboro reds too but I told her they were bad for her. She told me to go fuck myself but she doesn't mean it really. She's awfully talkative for a boat don't you think? The boat I mean. Boat.
How come doing doesn't rhyme with boing? Boat.
Boing? Is that the same as doink?
Soothing seas ahead for you ;o)
where the hell was this snow in december and january when i wanted snow. it's march now. now i want spring. schizophrenic damned weather.
put some tie dyed sails on your boat and play some great music on her. then get her out on the water and let her shine at what she was made for. forget the other boats, treat her right and take good care of her, even when she fusses and complains.
Your boat is attracted to stormy waters...I hope you get some calm water soon :-)
congrats on staying sober :)
Don't forget you've got a first mate a little ways "up the river." I yam the water girl!
Today's blog: very cute; liked it.
was going to tag you but am fading fast -
[such drama, i just cant see]
cheers andy t
hope it all goes better for ya
Don't you think that being suddenly attracted by some calm steady quiet water, that boat wouldn't feel lost???
Sometimes, I think it is the challenge going with it that is attractive... The thrill of fighting the invincible... The wish to be stronger and to finally calm down the water... but for my own self (no, I have no boat.... only an half soul...) I know that if it is too quiet, I soon feel bored and shake the liquid in my glass... badly...
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