Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Cold Winds Of November Remembered


Bah. Winter is upon us. Yes, yes, I know, it's only Nov. 1st and the first snow hasn't even fallen in NY yet. I cannot comfortably walk around in shorts, sandals and a T-shirt. Ergo it is winter.
I'll brook no argument. I like skating and skiing and snowboarding as much as the next gen X-er but I still frickin hate the cold. It's going to be shitty non-sailing ass weather from now until about April. I don't care whatchyall say that be suckin' huge big ol' donkey dick. There. I said it.

10 comments:

gigi said...

I hate the winter!!!!!!!

The Humanity Critic said...

I have to agree with you there, not a big fan of the cold weather either..

FunkyB said...

I LOVE snow like grandparents love their grandchildren; it's fine for a short visit, then back it goes!
We don't get snow in Florida, so we always go somewhere cold in the winter -- briefly!

ell said...

totally with you on this one - winter sucks!

Blogdreamz said...

Taking Andy by the throat to hold his head still so that I can slap him up the side of the head. Get a grip boy! I love winter. Winter loves me. And, that is one beautiful picture. Just look at that beauty. So pure, and fresh.

Now, today was beautiful up here in the New England area...CT I am talking about.

Deb said...

Suckin' huge ol' donkey dick?!? Try living in Chicago...I guarntee our donkeys have bigger dicks, thus they can be buried deeper in our snow and crappy weather.
It's supposed to be 70 degrees on Thursday; let's retain optimistic outlooks until the first snowfall.

AndyT13 said...

Perhaps I should clarify my position on this a bit. The picture is beautiful. Freshly fallen snow? Gorgeous. If all I had to do all winter was stoke the fire, drink hot chocolate, make it with my honey and watch the lovely snow fall I'd be fine. However that is not the case. There's snow to be shoveled (and shoveled, etc...), cars to be scraped, icy roads to drive (and crash) on, colds to catch, flu to have, etc, etc, etc... Sorry but all y'all winter lovin' type people can HAVE IT. :-) Now back to your regularly scheduled ranting.

Laurie said...

winter sucks.

like you said, if we could just cocoon all day and gaze out our picture windows at the freshly fallen snow whilst drinking a hot toddy with a lover.. then yeah, winter would be tolerable.

but that's not reality.

theresa said...

I'm Norweigian. We're made out of cold and snow. And I have an odd fondness for snow-shoveling.

HATE the heat and humidity! It makes my hair fuzzy ... not pretty.

AndyT13 said...

Heat and humidity are your friends!
Then you get naked, sweaty and get out the ice cubes. Mmmmmm....