Monday, December 04, 2006

Horny, Corny, Thorny Crown


Well, going to the dentist today to have a filling removed and get prepped for a crown. My first one! This may be more info than you want or need but let's face it if you're here you know what to expect by now. My dentist is a hot Chinese woman. I prefer doctors, dentists and tattoo artists to be beautiful women. You may laugh and says it's irrelevant but my view is if you're going to be tortured and made to suffer terrible agony it might as well be at the hands a a hot babe. Each to his own boys. I likes mine raw.

7 comments:

theresa said...

Hmmmmm ... perhaps we can work something out, Sweetheart. You give me your money, and I'll have some beautiful women cause you pain and then tell you that it's for your own good in the long run. Sounds like a Win-Win to me.
XOXO ~ T

Bougie Black Boy said...

raw? hmmmm you are hilarious. I think you need a man dentist!
Either that or you are a sadist and enjoy women to inflict pain on you. Get a man doctor. Trust me!

I had two root canals this year. Dreadful.

AndyT13 said...

T - yes, yes, get in line. Everyone knows my proclivities by now. I'm just a cash cow waiting to be harvested. Um...yeah. Speaking of proclivities; THERE'S a good group therapy word! I'll show you mine if you show me yours! BTW how do you pay for yours?

B3 - The word is masochist my brother, proof that you aren't one. Anyway, like I said, if I'm going to be in pain anyway I'd prefer to at least have something nice to look at! And you say your root canals were terrible AND done by a man. This is not a selling point. My dentist made it clear that whatever pain management strategy I wanted would work for her. In a word; VICODIN!

Anonymous said...

I see your point, crystal clear ;)

pain and pleasure, yep, :)

barefoot_mistress said...

Oh man, I had the hottest dentist for 12 years, then he retired because of a neck injury.
I had some wild fantasies while getting my teeth worked on!

Have fun! :P

Anonymous said...

my current doc is a fairly handsome guy and i must say it does NOT make the yearly pap/pelvic/breast exam easier....only more embarassing!

SeaRabbit said...

My crown is overdue to be changed... No, I don't fear the dentist... and rarely felt pain... I even had a week end of dentistry students working in my mouth for 17 hours, something around 8hrs and a little more a day... Yes... I'm very good at BJ... I don't have jaw pain after 20 minutes...;-)... But... the cost of it!!! Olala... I better win to the lottery soon... ;-(((
Good luck with that...;-)