Friday, September 01, 2006
F U Friday (also known as FOAD Friday) is the weekly rant that MG, Tequila Girl, EB, Tragic and I engage in. I can think of many other things I'd like to engage in with all 4 of them (at once!) but I digress. Today's FU goes to the weather. It's labor-dabor day weekend and it's going to f*cking RAIN all weekend. That means no fun sailing, all outdoor partying and playing has to be moved indoors. FU Ernesto. I liked you better when you were a tropical depression out at sea.
I bet there are some sailors out ther who would disagree but anyway thanks a lot for f*cking up my weekend. On the upside I'll probably spend the weekend 7 deep in a beautiful woman of my acquaintance since we can't go outside. So...um...thanks Ernesto! Some random FU's: FU to the husband of my good friend who wouldn't support her through her cancer treatment. That's why she's leaving you asshole. FU to the annoying cow-orker with the lisp who never shuts up and never stops asking me stupid questions. I don't know and I don't care.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. -T.Durden